This is a hollyoaks blog.
That was the first mistake.
Now also, every second wednesday, a nice man-face blog.
It's been a long time since i started this blog and it's only gone downhill from there.
Now inexplicably, I have the Craig Vye jungle fever and PJ Brennan's thighs appear on my dash more times that i can remain comfortable with. Have you seen Neil Newbon? Have you seen into the heart of his swan-like countenance and returned well and true?
The power to fill your nights with the wandering passions of someone who knows what restraint is but has precious little desire to employ it?
God bless you if you tried.